FML #1
Lately, in this month of June. Crazy embarrassing shit has been happening. Now to most people it probably doesn’t seem that bad. But to me, it’s the fuckin end of my world to date. At least until something else comes along to fuck me.
I figure I’ll share it here because one, this journal is anonymous and two, I want to remember these moments. Cause I know, I’ll block out these terrible things soon. haha. So here’s the one that happened today.
So this morning when I was leaving my apartment for work. My neighbor was leaving as well, her little boy (about four years old) yelled from his open front door. “Hey! I heard your snake last night” and I replied “What?” at which point his mother was yelling “CLOSE THE DOOR!!!” …”GET INSIDE, NOW!”
I then hear his dad say the same thing, from inside the house. But the little kid says it again “I heard your snake yesterday!”
…
…oh fuck
Now, I get it!
To explain, I had fantastic sex on saturday night. It was rough and I loved it. The guy I was with was masterful in the way he treated me. I wanted rough and that’s exactly what he gave me. I should’ve known better. I know how thick the walls are. But for FUCKSAKE, it had been almost a year since I had sex. And the guy i was with, was hot. Probably the hottest guy I’ll ever get to fuck. Plus, he’s Australian, when the fuck does that shit happen to me?!
Answer? NEVER!
So needles to say, I for-fuck-sure enjoyed myself. How the hell was I suppose to know the kid’s room shared the wall to mine.
Well anyway, back to the snake part. The parent’s of the kid know that I have a pet snake in my room. haha He’s a California King snake, and barely 2 feet. Those fuckers blamed my snake for my Hot Australian’s snake. :P
So now, I get to do the walk of shame AGAIN (again, because of a different matter that I’ll probably write sometime soon) when I’m around them.
DAMN IT!
Fuck them!
I’ve respected everyone’s place I’ve ever lived in. I have waited six years to have my own apartment. I waited to bring someone over till i had my own place. And SHIT, i pay good money for this apartment. I’ll do what I want. Especially if it’s legal! I shouldn’t feel guilty, I’m not doing anything bad. I even waited till my roommate was out of town.
Ugh!
Of course I told my roommate what happened and he said “You know, you always have a buzzkill to your awesome experiences.”…”It’s like you’re having fun one moment and then after the fact, Something about it just fuckin got you in some sort of trouble.”
Le sigh
Oh well, shit happens.
